Project 365: Yogurt Mama

There’s a reason why they call it Yogurt Mama & not Yogurt Papa.

The female:male ratio was at least 8:1. Normally good for the club, not so good for the yogurt spot.

And it’s really hard to judge yogurt spots really because normally, you’re the one making your own yogurt. So, if it sucks, you got no one to blame but yourself, really.

Awkward would just explain the whole day & being in that eatery just made it worse. Especially when Terry Crews rolls up, grabs some yogurt & starts singing Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles.” OK, I made up that last part, but he might as well have at that point.

I don’t think it would have been any less awkward.